The gift that lands on LinkedIn.
Branded potatoes for HR teams, startups, marketing departments, and trade-show booths. We've shipped to over 200 German companies — every single one got posted online.
"Posted to LinkedIn in 2 hours."
— Berlin scale-up CMO
can't be wrong
Use cases that actually slap
From scrappy launches to 500-person all-hands. We've shipped weirder than yours.
HR & Employee Love
Onboarding gifts, work anniversaries, departures done with personality.
Startup Launches
Branded potatoes for product launches, press kits, and pitch days.
Marketing Campaigns
Viral mail drops that get posted on LinkedIn for free.
Events & Trade Shows
Booth giveaways that actually get talked about — long after.
"
We sent 80 potatoes to remote staff. Slack lit up for two days.
Lena · Head of People, Berlin SaaS
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Best ROI on a swag item we've ever shipped. Period.
Tomás · Marketing, Munich
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Our booth was the only one people remembered. Because: potatoes.
Anika · Events, Hamburg
Volume Pricing
The more knollen, the merrier
10–49 units
€9.99
per potato
Pilot batches & small teams
50–199 units
€8.49
per potato
Departments & launches
200–999 units
€6.99
per potato
Company-wide gifting
1,000+ units
Custom
per potato
Trade shows & enterprise
Get a bulk quote
Tell us what you're planning. We'll come back with numbers and ideas.